yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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