In the future we'll all be gay
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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