Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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