he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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