i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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