She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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