I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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