Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
FUCK WHALES
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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