Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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