Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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