Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have already put on my inside pants.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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