hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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