dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
