Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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