We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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