I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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