Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
me + whiskey = a bad person
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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