At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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