you're like a bully in the Christmas story
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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