We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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