physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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