so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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