It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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