he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
