if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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