So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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