why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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