"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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