Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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