your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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