She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
we should paint friendship bongs
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