Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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