But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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