Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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