As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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