He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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