ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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This baby is an asshole
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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