Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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