Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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