dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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