Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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