lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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