Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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