Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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