Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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