i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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