we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I got inside last night via doggy door
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
