Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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