I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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