He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Randomize
