At least make sure they are 18
Why
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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