Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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