Where is the hickey?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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