I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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