ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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