after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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