were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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