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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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