there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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