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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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