yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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