Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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